Before Jessie writes a darn thing about our current accommodations...

I find the campgrounds we are staying at completely charming. We are within a mile of the town center, have a pool at our disposal, as well as a campground minimart and restaurant. Our room is small and simple, with a half bath and refrigerator just for us. Admittedly, there is no air-conditioning in the room, and this is summer in Southern Spain - not a great time or place to be AC-free. But I did not spend summertimes in steamy Guangzhou and sweltering Zanzibar (that was actually Zanzibar's winter, but that close to the equator, anything counts as summer to an Ohio girl who loves her snow and cold breezes) for nothing. I don't like heat, and I really don't like sun, but I am no longer troubled by a lack of AC even in this climate.
That is my preemptive voucher for our temporary abode. My guess is that Jess will have other things to say about it.